the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???